Scientists Find "95 Percent Proof Of The Existence Of Yeti"

Yeti, sasquatch, Todd; whatever you wish to call it, information technology's real. At least, according to a group of scientists.

The mathematical group, self-collected of researchers from Russia and the United States, met in Siberia late with the express purpose of finding evidence of the elusive, rough beast. Fueled by the spirit of glasnost, the group bring out into the wilds of the Kemerovo region, an area best-known for intense snowfall, prophetic trees and apparently, mythological creatures.

Less than a week later, the team up published findings on the 'net claiming they had found "irrefutable evidence" of the yeti's existence. These include "footprints, a probable den and various markers that Yetis mark their territory with." The hair samples are awaiting further study to determine their origin, but the scientists claim that their findings "gave them 95-percent proof of the existence of Yeti in the Kemerovo region."

Not everyone is as positive however. Loren Coleman, director of the International Cryptozoology Museum, for representativ.

"This does not seem to be any more what you hear about from weekend excursions in North America that get out, discovering some hair of inconclusive lineage, career it 'Bigfoot hair,' and then locating around broken branches and piled trees, saying IT was made by Bigfoot, and finding footprints that look like Sasquatch tracks," Coleman told the Huffington Post.

"These are non 'test copy' that would hold up, zoologically."

If Coleman — a man whose career literally depends on the theoretical existence of creatures like this — is non-plussed past the team's findings, then what could possibly be the motivation for this obviously exorbitant claim? If you guessed "cash money," you get a gold star.

American Samoa the Huffington Post points out the Kemerovo region has very little going for it. In sum, it's a ton of inhospitable mountains with annual temperatures averaging between -5 degrees Anders Celsius in the warmer months and a snout-freezingly cold -25 degrees Celsius in the winter. The one thing these hearty Siberians have though, is a rich tradition of yeti mythology. It's a (relatively) cosmic tourer finish for this reason alone.

In sum, this may not be the airtight testify of wooly biped apes cryptozoology geeks might've been hoping for, but it should boost revenues in the Siberian hills.

In related news, Vladimir Lenin's corpse is frowning.

Source: Huffington Post

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